heli.

sisu.
Step right up, step right up, step right up,
Everyone's a winner, bargains galore
That's right, you too can be the proud owner
Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
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Something for the little lady, hmm
Three for a dollar
We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale
And a smoke-damaged furniture, you can drive it away today
Act now, act now, and receive as our gift, our gift to you
They come in all colors, one size fits all
No muss, no fuss, no spills, you're tired of kitchen drudgery
Everything must go, going out of business, going out of business
Going out of business sale
Fifty percent off original retail price, skip the middle man
Don't settle for less
How do we do it? how do we do it? volume, volume, turn up the volume
Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate
Don't be caught with your drawers down,
Don't be caught with your drawers down
You can step right up, step right up

That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,
Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,
It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise lounge for several weeks
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'Cause it forges your signature
If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product
For complete refund of price of purchase
Step right up
Please allow thirty days for delivery, don't be fooled by cheap imitations
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Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator
See you later alligator
And it steals your car
It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
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And it's the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff,
Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it Is a job
And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange,
And it gives you denture breath
And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion
And it gets rid of your traveler's checks
It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned
Well it takes care of business, never needs winding,
Never needs winding, never needs winding
Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis,
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'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It gives you an erection, it wins the election
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It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation, no salesman will visit your home
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed
How do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it, how do we do it
We need your business, we're going out of business
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Receive our free brochure, free brochure
Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions, batteries not included
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You got it buddy: the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away
Step right up, you can step right up, you can step right up
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(Get away from me kid, you bother me...)
Step right up, step right up, step right up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
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C'mon and step right up

reedel.
on.. istungjärk energias. mitte kõik pole kutsutud, aga enamik on teretulnud. kes tahab tulla, tuldagu. teatatagu :)

..mina?!
pukk luik ja elu.

ilmaütlev.

..ma panen oma tuka su kulmu taha

enesetunne:
in many fields of medicine a small dose of dynamite can do a world of good (monty python)
, anna andeks, ma ei suuda lõpuni kuulata su kodumaist viit.

ma ei ole kindel, et kas on võimalik, et see minuga juhtub.
muidugi on võimalik. muidugi juhtub.

ilma kellelegi välja ütlemata.. "magad? magad...???! magad???!???!"
´cos i´m cool and collected, right?

taksod ju sõidavad...
alati on, kuhu minna.
isegi, kui ülekõigekõigemad panevad mõtteid ja jalgu ja ketasssaelinte. kõri kohale.
eksole?!

neli tähte.
rmstn.
/.../

mulle ei meeldi see flegmaatilisus, millega "vana eestlane" ütleb "aeg annab arutust.."
talumatu.
neli tähte. üks mõte. sildade põletamine. südamekuulamise minutid.
kõrvetab.
krvtb.
rmstn.

/"veel vähemalt 24 h suudan", ütleb mina olen mina olen mina + alati ellu jäämise osakond/

road to perdition.

näe, harald kuus jookseb berta süles..
näe, berta ilma haraldita.
võõrutusnähud.

käte värin lõpeb pärast seda, kui ma seda tähele panen.

kmks: wulffmorgenthaler

.inboil

elu, sa sädelev vale!
jälle mu sõrmes su sõrmus.
/m. under/


polegi nii võimatu, et õige pea ilmub minu sulest mahukas lühi-agonjettide kogumik..
ülemõistusepeakaela.
olen ühe siiri sisaski laulu sees.

sa oled väärt paremat?
kas ma võin olla väärt seda, mida ma tahan..?
mulle meeldib see flegmaatilisus, millega "vana eestlane" ütleb "aeg annab arutust.."
talumatu.

kordamine on tarkuse ema:

kass rattas ei ole ligilähedaseltki põnev ega tervislik.
kass .ei ole karjaloom.
omapäi on hea.
kirsstordil inimestega on mjau.
halb tunne läheb üle, isegi kui halb ise ei muutu.
ilma rahata rattad seisavad.
bännerid on saatanast.



pilt, pildi, pilti, pildisse, pildis, pildist, pildile, pildil, pildilt, pildiks, pildini, pildina, pildita, pildiga..
kogu aeg.

..here´s to the fear of being trapped!

plt: kss
happiness..?!
..right here?
help..?
knock-out..!?

..stop whining & face the shinyhappy..?!
saja kahekümneviie tuhandendat korda..

plt:kss
.

plt: kss

lihtsalt sooja õhu kätte värvipaletile magama jääda.
tahan.
kinninaelutatust mitte.